I have sooooo many questions after tonight’s episode!!!
1. How good of friends were Gizelle and Sherman’s ex? Hmmmmmm I’m hoping my gurl didn’t break the girl code (I don’t date anyone who has kissed, licked, inserted, rubbed against any of my friends period point blank)
2. Why does Karen feel the need to always try to wear shorts and that overly bronze heavy makeup during her interviews is too much! And why does Karen try to lie? I’ve seen 3 year old lie better than her…Karen ya said YES to Robyn’s event, stop blaming Siri
3. Does Monique do her own hair? It surely looks like it between the dookie braids and that Unblended hair she was sporting at the bowling alley! Like your hair…edges and all were nappy to the core, but I guess those millions she’s always talking about couldn’t help those edges tonight.
4. Is Monique still extra close to her pastor? I’m sure he is highly disappointed in her messy and jealous ass. It’s my opinion that she wants so badly to be “from money” and a “socialite” like Gizelle that she is green with envy.
5. What the hell is going on with Charisse? Of all people I can’t believe she doesn’t see straight through Monique’s funk. I think that will change very shortly because just this weekend Charisse was happily sporting a Gizelle runs Potomac T-shirt.
6. Is Robyn going to address this major issue of Charisse choosing Monique over their 14 year long friendship? I get it, friendships go through ups and downs just like relationships but damn!
7. How does Candiace claim to own a hair line and her mama on TV sporting a bad drag queen wig with that damn silver unblended eyeshadow? This woman looks like boo boo the full weekly.
8. Does Michael have a vasectomy? I think he does otherwise Ashley would be pregnant to secure that money!
So much goodness and I can’t wait til next week! #rhop #greeneyedbandits #bravo #realitytv 