Soooooo let’s see… last night was another grand episode of RHOP. Ashley stole the show with her imitation of “Kuren Huuger”! When she walked out with that stolen wig on, all eyes were on her. She spot on gave some of Karen’s greatest lines and she gave a perfect reenactment of the famous “wig shift”! Later on, Ashley had to come face to face with her mom about her cutting off financial support (now mind you her mom was texting her to hold $500 while the ladies were on their little getaway)! Sheila can claim that she’s okay without Ashley’s help but her face was pure pissed off last night while packing up the house that Ashley and Michael have been paying for $3000 per month to be exact and an additional $1500 was also given. She told Ashley that she would be living in a hotel which I’m sure her baby daddy who use to live in a tent won’t mind that one bit. I’m sorry, but if it came down to me losing my home (that someone else is paying for) or my unemployed baby daddy, I think we all know what I would chose. That man must have a magical dick attached on to him because Sheila ain’t letting his deadbeat ass go. Ugh Monique, I just hate even talking about her because she truly makes my ass itch. I’m so over her talking about how damn busy she is. Maybe she can stretch the little time she has left in her busy days and devote some time to fixing that crazy ass looking hair of hers. After Ashley put her on blast about drinking too much before she crashed her Bentley into a tree, she came up with every excuse under the sun why she hasn’t been drinking too much. Oh I threw up not because I downed a bottle of wine or two but because I smoked a cigar (she gets a bitch please for that). Now Ashley is on her shit list. Speaking of bad hair, Candiace was just as annoying as ever but at least she didn’t talk as much this episode. I actually felt bad for her when she and her badly dressed mom were at the hotel looking at it as a possible venue for her wedding. Her mom for some reason thought this was the perfect time to talk badly about Candiace’s dad and how he left her. This lead to bobble head running out of the ballroom crying. Great timing mom. My girl Gizelle was noticeably not herself as hard as she tried to be due to her boo ghosting her for 29 hours. I was happy that she shared this with Robyn because you could see that she was sad. Why men disappear rather than talk about an issue I will never understand. Maybe because they’re dumb as fuck. Don’t forget that Gizelle’s makeup line EveryHue is now available at Target (can you say business plug). Now, Karen and her new journey lead the ladies to a dinner to test out scents for her new fragrance. All was well until Monique started in on Ashley (with a little nudge from Gizelle”. Per usual they all got loud and Karen kicked their asses out of the restaurant. Side note: did y’all see Matt sit his ass back down when that chick told him to get control of the situation. Clearly Matt is a lot smarter than he looks. Once outside Monique and Ashley yelled and threw shade BUT then as always Monique takes everything out on Robyn and Gizelle even referring to them as Pinky and the Brain. Before I could blink my eyes Robyn was in Monique’s face and Monique who is ever so classy NOT was threatening to choke Robyn out with her umbrella. Then the infamous To be continued sign popped up! I can’t wait to see Monique back the fuck up because we all know Robyn would tear that ass up. #thelibraloungewithkeisha #rhop #greeneyedbandits #realitytvjunkie #greeneyedbandits #bravo
